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Book and Lyrics by Joe DiPietro
Music by Jimmy Roberts


October 9, 2008 - February 1, 2009

Wed.-Fri.: 7:30 p.m. Sat.: 2:00 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.
Sun.: 2:00 p.m. Select Thurs.:  1:00 p.m.

Everything you’ve secretly thought about dating, romance, marriage, lovers, husbands, wives and in-laws but were afraid to admit!  This modern musical comedy is a whirlwind tour of the trials and triumphs of life and love set to a hilarious score that includes “He Called Me,” “Cantata for a First Date,” “Always a Bridesmaid” and “Why? ‘Cause I’m a Guy.”  You’ll relate to why men and women have always needed each other for mysterious reasons beyond sexual attraction.  The battle of the sexes has never been so much fun!